If I ever resign from a job, I’m doing it like hirako.

dejasquietplace:
everyone else playing Pokemon go: haha I’ve already caught 34503 pokemon and evolved them!
me, with no driving experience or car, living in a 10 house neighborhood with the only poke spot being a church 20 minutes away in walking distance while the weather outside is on average 100F: this is scrungus the rattata, he is my only friend
me, in canada:

What she says: Let's go for a midnight stroll, it'll be romantic :)
What she means: Pokemon Go says there's a Pidgey within 200 meters of here and I REALLY want a Pidgeotto but I am afraid of the dark so if something comes out of the shadows to kill me I want to be able to push you into the oncoming threat so I can have a chance to get away.

Never talk to me or my 47 Pidgeys again

Friend who lives in the city: Yeah I caught a jynx and a rapidash and and arcanine
Me who lives in a neighborhood in the woods: well I have 43 rattatatas and 80 pidgeys

lesbianshepard:

i keep thinking about how pokemon go is probably driving baby boomers up the fucking wall. packs of millennials roaming all staring at their cellphones.

tokyoghul:

Suzuya Juuzou » Tokyo Ghoul - Episode 10

Reblog this post if you are Team Instinct (Yellow)!

bramblescrossing:

Reblog this for Team Red!
Reblog this for Team Blue!

insertnerdyjokehere:

when you’re out looking for pokemon but then the server crashes and you’re forced to enjoy nature

me: wow i really like team instincts morals, so ill join them
tumblr: *shows that barely anyone is on team instinct*
me: oh. well maybe i picked the wrong-
valor: if you arent on team valor you should just uninstall the game lmao
mystic: our team is the best team. if you arent with us, youre just trash haha
me: #teaminstinct all the way

rhv:

WE MAY BE THE UNDERDOGS BUT WE STICK TOGETHER FAM

Pokémon Go's agenda: release the nerds into the wilderness

star-laurd:

The different teams from my experience:
Team instinct: hello fellow trainers!! Beautiful day eh? There’s a Bulbasaur right over in that direction. Pls watch your step and stay safe!! Here’s an extra bottle of water for your travels!
Team Mystic: Us, the chosen ones, must restore this wretched world…I will destroy my enemies with precision, accuracy, and pure willpower alone. You peasants are no match for me. Get rekt.
Team Valor: hfijWHFUCK YOU GU YS WE ARE READY TO TAKE OVER THE GDAMHD EA R T H FUCKING ;FIGH T ME I WILL DIE FOR MY TEAM TEAM MYSTCI AND TEAM )INSTINCT BURNED MY CROPS AND KILLED MY FAMILY FUC K YOU I AM OUT FOR B L O O D/