a guide to fahrenheit for the rest of the world

- : die
0-10 : also probably die, but you still have to go to school
10-20 : what the fuck i'm freezing my ass off
20-30 : i can't feel my face
30-40 : suck my dick winter im not wearing this winter coat
40-50 : THE SUN, I CAN TELL THE SUN IS HERE
50-60 : IM WEARING FUCKING SHORTS
60-70 : holy shit,.. this is heaven. im in heaven,
70-80 : *wears a grass skirt and congas around the state*
80-90 : okay its kinda hot but I CAN GO SWIMMING OUTSIDE, FUCK YES
90-100 : is it hot in here or is it just me
100-110 : OKAY IT'S HOT IN HERE
110-120 : stand in front of an open refrigerator to survive
120-130 : cactuses only
130+ : you are literally on the fucking sun

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